Thursday, January 17, 2013

Yesteryou Chapter 15


15.
            Pulling into the parking lot of the South Philadelphia Sheraton, a person is usually struck by the unlikely combination of the landscapes comprising the neighborhood.  The hotel sits close to a 4-lane highway that parallels the Delaware River, across which you can see the murky land of New Jersey.  There is an empty derelict button factory across the highway, spooky to pass by on foot because it is full of howling ghosts.  But right next door to this abandoned building is Penn's Landing, a festive combination of fairgrounds, shops and restaurants intended for tourists.  People seldom walked on the sidewalks in this stretch of the city -- the parking structures fed directly into the shops and fairgrounds, but if one were to stroll alongside the highway, one would come to an area of gas stations and discount stores with their signs written in Spanish, eventually bleeding into a recently gentrified neighborhood, to the east, and to the west, a little park nobody but homeless men and women sat in, a larger-than-life sized bronze statue of a group of bedraggled Irish immigrants prominent in the park's center.
            The view from the window of the hotel suite they shared was, they agreed, different from anything you'd see in L.A.  Both men were incredibly tired, but Molly felt restless. Because Richard was wary of seeming too authoritarian, he didn't tell her how uncomfortable it made him to imagine her walking around by herself or going to the event occurring at the Landing, so she put her shoes back on and went out, and all he said was, “Be careful, honey.” 
The event was a carnival, a beautiful and melancholy sensory overload; she wished she were walking through all the brightly colored lights and youthful shouts with a boyfriend, and she also sorely wanted to find someone safe-looking to buy weed from.

She found this person sitting alone on a bench near the portable restrooms, smoking a joint and whistling an old song Molly'd always loved about being lonesome enough to cry. 
"Hey, hi.  Are you selling any of that?"  Molly gestured at the joint with a nod. 
"Uh, yeah, I could be, I guess.  You're not from around here, are you?" 
"Nope, why?  Do I stick out like a sore thumb?"
"No.  It just seems like I'd know you already if you were from here.  Plus, I forget my address right now, I'm so bombed I can hardly make my hands open and close.  If you were from around here, I could just describe my neighborhood to you and you'd probably know how to find me.  See, all the pot is at home but I'm not going home for awhile.  I'm meeting up with people here in a little while.  I'm not much or a drug dealer, huh?  My boyfriend and I just broke up and he  grows pot, and he owes me a lot of money, but he said all he could do right now is give me some of his weed, if I wanted it " -- while Molly listened, she watched the young woman's lips, which were painted into the shape called "bee-sting" lips," the way silent film actresses used to have their makeup painted on -- "and really, I didn't want it, but I had to take something from him, you know?"

"Oh.  Yeah.  So, I don't know what it's like here, like the price for pot.  Where I'm from it's usually $40 an eighth.  Is that, uh....?"
"Sure, sounds good to me.  I mean, I could give it to you free, really.  But you just have to wait for me to get home, it'll be a few hours.  Here, give me your phone number."

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

I was a Child but I Already Knew


I was a Child but I Already Knew

A child already knows
That something is hidden there, some elemental horribleness under the surface.
What monstrous selfishness or horror does he intuit, even when his skin is still so smooth it glows and surprises like the miniscule iridescent facets of an opal?
Opals are said to be bad luck when they are not your birth stone.
It is an old wives’ tale.
 Wives are people too.  So are their men.
Men and women are
powerless against disaster.
Women sneak pills
And men get yoked and tugged at like sickly, sloped-backed nags at jobs where the finished product is
Something immediately disposable or else
Something so permanent it is like a new planet, in a star system of trash, in a galaxy of the pop-tops from old beer cans and pages and pages of manuscripts dotted with emoticons.
The smiley face.
The frowny face.
I think maybe it is the frown a child already senses, primordially,
The sad, powerless giving-up of a frown.  Or else, the brave lie of a smile.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

My Crafts

I had a really bad experience on Etsy (see below rant), and so I don't want to have my shop on there anymore, though I've had it on there for a few years at least.  I do have a little site that's just my own crafts, too (http://www.wearetheleopards.net/), but I don't think anyone sees it unless they're clicking on the link from here, because I don't really know how to advertise or otherwise drum up interest.  It's sort of a bummer to me, though, or I guess it's just the downside of making crafts --  because I make these really pretty scarves and hats and purses and coasters and jewelry.  It's my hobby (as it is many girls that look and act like me, I suppose), but then I just put them in boxes and sometimes I look through them all and feel proud that I made something so pretty, but also ridiculous that it's all stashed away in boxes.  

Anyway, I think that from now on, I will occasionally list some of my things on here, and close down my Etsy shop.  If nothing else, it sort of pleases me aesthetically to see the occasional purse posted here, in between the rants and Evil Dead II clips.  And, I dunno, inquire if you're interested in purchasing anything I post.


 LITTLE TROUBLE GIRL PURSE $22 PLUS SHIPPING, SLIGHTLY NEGOTIABLE



THIS IS THE LITTLE DESCRIPTION I POSTED ON ETSY ABT THIS SWEET BABY OF A PURSE:
The body of this purse is crocheted from a yarn w/ the following blend: 22% wool, 50% acrylic, 28% nylon -- it is fuzzy and comforting to the touch. A stunning panoply of color: eggshell, hot pink, halloween orange, beige, green. lovely. the purse body measures 10 inches wide by 10 inches long. features folk-art aesthetic imperfections such as visible tan hand stitching in the lining in the inside of the purse, which is a beautiful fabric pattern, a motif of pink flowers and fern-like leaves printed on a bed of midnight blue (cotton fabric). there is also a patchwork aesthetic to the purse lining, as the primary fabric cover is interrupted with an odd-shaped patch of black cotton fabric (see photos). the handles are made from thick braids of a sturdy black acrylic yarn. created with care and attention to detail in a smoke and pet free environment. xoxoxo 

I Danced Myself Right out the Womb

Here are 2 of my favorite scenes of women dancing in films:  the decapitated woman in Evil Dead II, and the anonymous/menacing girls in Inland Empire.  I'm not quite a pro at the computers, however, so I was only able to imbed the Evil Dead masterpiece, and for the Inland Empire scene, you have to click on the link under the stunning still of a terrified Laura Dern and get redirected to YouTube.  There was a third girl dancing scene I wanted to share, and I used to be able to find it on YouTube, but I couldn't when I was looking last night; it's Greta Gerwig dancing by herself to Paul McCartney's dopey masterpiece Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey in the film Greenberg.  I really enjoy that film, but that is definitely the best scene in it.  ah, c'est la vie.  enjoy these ones:



Evil Dead II








Inland Empire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djh1UprzoLk

Yesteryou Chapter 14



14.
"So tell me more about your childhood," Richard beseeched Beth on their first date.
"Hmmm.  I don't think I will," she teased.
"What?  Come on, that's not fair.  I just bought you a sundae."
"No, it's just that -- it was no good, you know?  I had toast for every meal, and every man who ever set foot in our house was horny and poor.  Mom always slapped us too hard -- I had an imprint of her hand on my check for a week, once -- but she was too stupid to stay mad at for long.  Gloomy stuff like that.  It's so boring, though, really.  I can't stand when people talk about their dysfunctional families, like it's enough to make them interesting, just because they suffered a little.  Everyone suffers, even if you have a happy, smart family, you end up suffering wondering if you're happy and smart enough.  That's just life."
"Well, what do you like people to talk about, if not their childhood, their family?  I agree with you, by the way, about the dysfunctional family thing.  People usually get this very boastful tone when they talk about having a bad childhood.  Is that what you mean, Beth?"  Such intense, eager attention, such eagerness to understand her and all his adept paraphrasing and his steady gaze, it made her feel shy, and she just shrugged in response.  Her hand lay on the table, and he suddenly picked it up and put it to his lips.  "You're so beautiful," he told her, “and your hand feels like a little bird when I hold it in mine,” and for at least a half hour afterwards, she felt wholly, purely happy, with a happiness unquestioning as a sleepy kitten.  Richard thought about this first date.

As if reading his thoughts, Molly, just waking up, asked, "Do you think mom has ever been happy, dad?  I can't imagine it."

"Oh, Molly.  How could you say that?" interjected George.  "You're not remembering things right.  Remember Fridays, when your mom got off work?  We almost always went to the 99 Cents Store before I dropped you guys off at home or took you with me to the bookstore, and remember?  She gets so excited at dollar stores, just how cheap it all is.  She just loved going there with you and being able to buy you cheap little necklaces and potato chips and things like that and making you at least temporarily happy with her."
"No way, she didn't even notice I was there." 
"Well, I know why you think that's the case, Molly, but you just have to believe me, she thinks and talks about you all the time.  You're her love."  Molly was about to say something in response, but then there was a sudden pressure drop, and she hated to fly, she was scared of dying in a plane crash ever since she saw a biographical film about Buddy Holly, so for a second she closed her eyes and held her breath until it felt like the cabin pressure was normal again.  George, Richard and Molly were sitting next to each other, in a plane, flying to Philadelphia.  Richard had bought three one-way tickets, imagining himself leading an expedition through this city he'd never been to before that would last three or four days, and end in finding Beth.  In a way, he liked how unrealistic this plan was, yet he secretly expected it to be successful, and felt grateful to the other two for being so quick to believe, as he had, that the Liberty Bell postcard had been a wordless request for rescue from Beth.

The plane landed at the Philadelphia International Airport a little after midnight.

so mad right now

Don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.




those of you who know me know that 

1) i have a bad temper i have a hard time controlling, 

and 2) i am an athiest but can respect other people's religious beliefs, but sort of go thru the roof when Christians proselytize.  

My aunt is a Christian minister, and i have a few christian friends and blah blah blah, so it's not like i act out on my prejudice against Christianity, though i do admit to having one, but I do try to be understanding about people's beliefs, just like i try not to have a bad temper.  but holy shit, i am so upset right now i feel like i'm gonna pass out from anger.  i'm about to share an Etsy conversation i had with someone I bought a shirt from.  and please, if you disagree with how i treated this person (I said I wasn't gonna leave bad feedback for them, but since they never got back to me about that, and i hated the shirt I bought from them so much, i ended up leaving bad feedback anyway, and i know that's not the most dignified thing to do, perhaps, but i was just pissed about this whole exchange so i left the bad feedback anyway), please don't let me know right now.  i really don't want to hear anything negative about how i handled this situation, i just want to post it on here because i'm so pissed and have no other outlet at the moment. 

Here goes (business name taken out):

Hi,
I ordered 2 t-shirts from you and I haven't received them yet, though I think I may have received an email saying they were being shipped. So I just wanted to know if you shipped them, and if so, when, and by what method.
thanks!

xxxx


Dec 5, 2012
Hi thank you for your order! we apologize for the delay we have just been extremely busy with orders and we have been working as quickly as possible in the order they are received. Your package is being shipped out today Priority Mail through USPS, We are also located in California your should probably be receiving is as soon as tomorrow if not definitely by Friday. We thank you again for your patience your business is much appreciated. =)


xxxxx


yeah, i think i saw that you are in monrovia, and i live pretty close (and used to live in monrovia, on huntington). sounds good. just wanted to make sure and hadn't already been delivered.




xxx

Dec 9, 2012
Hi, can I return the navy elephant shirt I bought -- I'm very unhappy with it. It's almost impossible to see the print. I know I chose the color navy but I just assumed the print would be visible on the shirt, I didn't know the navy would be so dark or thought that if it was darker, a different ink color would be used to make the elephant visible, the way the shirt on you site has red ink for the elephant on the yellow t-shirt, not black ink on a near-black t-shirt.



xxx

Dec 9, 2012
Hi yes we only use the red wine ink on the gold
Navy is more on the darker side but customers order this combo from time to time and always do our best to fulfill our customers request no matter which color and ink setup. We can exchange for you no problem, There is a restocking fee because we would no longer be able to reuse this shirt but I will discount it to 50% since you did not know how dark navy was but navy is dark. We will also discount the shipping costs 50%. Please go ahead and select a new shirt with ink from the listing, You will receive a brand new shirt in a new style. We will invoice you for $7.45 to cover the shipping costs and restocking fee. Thank you for your business. There is no need to send the shirt back since we cannot use it any more and it will be counted as a loss.
Thank you


xxxx


Dec 10, 2012
Hi, no, I am unhappy with the t-shirt so I don't want to order another item from you even at a discounted amount, but thank you. I have a shop too so I can appreciate that you tried to come up with a resolution even though it's one I'm not happy w/ (yes navy is a darker color but every company's 'navy' is different; I have probably 3 pieces of clothing right now that are considered navy, and none of them are as dark as that t-shirt, so I think it was reasonable for me to assume when I asked for that color that it was not going to be too dark to see the elephant print on it, the way it is), so I'm not going to leave negative feedback.



xxxxx

16 hours ago
As from the history of our conversations you were not happy with the elephant shirt. We offered to exchange the shirt at a 50% discounted rate and for you to keep the shirt. We know you were not happy with the shirt and we really tried to work it out with you but you refused and said you own a shop and will not leave bad feedback because you appreciated that we tried to work it out and resolve the issue, But you went back on your word and left us 2 bad feedbacks which is very unfair, because now you lied to us. I dont know if you just forgot what you said or not. We will offer a partial refund for the elephant shirt of 50% for the shirt. We only want to provide a positive experience to all our customers but we would like for you to revise the feedback and send us a kiss and makeup. We have not had a chance to leave feedback for you yet. Bad feedback is only a last resort when problems cannot be worked out and do not appreciate that you went back on your word when we were only try to fix a problem. We will await in a timely manner for your response.
Thank you
 

xxx

15 hours ago
yeah, it seemed pretty lame that you never thanked me for agreeing not to leave bad feedback before in my last email, when i expressed that i was really unhappy with that elephant shirt and the "deal" you offered. since you never wrote anything back like 'yeah it sucks that you were unhappy w/ the product and w/ our offer to sell you another shirt at a discount, but thanks for saying you won't give us negative feedback,' i figured you must not care, so i thought i might as well be honest about the bad experience i had with your online store. man, the photo shown for the elephant t-shirt when it shows our sale is an awesome shirt -- it has burgandy ink on a gold shirt and it looks really good, not like the waste of $20 shirt I ended up buying from you, the pitch black elephant on the near pitch black shirt. i still don't understand why you didn't just take the shirt back -- i guess it's because you'd be taking a loss, but you also said in that email that people have ordered black printed animals on dark navy shirts, so I'd think you could just have kept that hsirt that I'd returned (it doesn't take up much space) and refunded me, not offered to sell me another shirt at a discounted price. my guess is that you guys are young, and i really wanted to nurture your store by keeping my mouth shut about what a bad experience i had w/ my purchase w/ you, but you weren't gracious enough to send a follow up email, and that graciousness would have gone a long way. i just dropped that elephant shirt off at the out of the closet on sunset as a donation this afternoon in fact because it's an absolutely shirt to me. so, i don't know, maybe next time someone says they're really unhappy w/ their dealings w/ you but won't give you a negative review, you should show them that that means something to you instead of just never sending any follow up. yeah we're all diy on here and blah blah blah but there's still such a thing as courtesy, an why should i protect your reputation if you don't seem to care about it.


xxxx

January 14 2013 8:54pm EDT
We are of course thankful if you did not leave bad feedback but we thought we would just leave it at that. We do care about our customers and feedback. You stated you also have a shop so we would expect for you to know the feeling of receiving negative feedback. You have a great start for your shop with established feedback and sales. There are many great ways to promote your shop and free ways of advertisement that are guaranteed to bring sales and have been proven to work. Well there is no need to attack us on a personal level by calling us young, or to say we dont care, because for one I am not that young and I do care, To back on your word does make us feel that you do not care that we really tried to work things out, but left it off as it still being your word. Feedback is important and can never leave anyone bad feedback unless we were ripped off of cheated., It is a last resort and very unlike us but we have done what we can to try and fix the problem. You even left a neutral for the other item just because you were upset about the elephant and that item had nothing to do with this issue. So this is the last time I will reach out to you with this message. We dont want there to be any hard feelings. I dont know if you follow Jesus Chris but he said we are to forgive each other and love our neighbor as our self and not let pride get in the way. Its nothing that you lied to me, for I am nothing, but there is someone much greater that we will all have to answer to one day. God bless you






xxxx

January 15 2013 11:17am EDT

(person's name), i think it's incredibly offensive that you would bring religion into such a minor, piddling affair as my and your disagreement over your product and customer service. Do you really think it's appropriate to threaten me w/ the idea of being judged because I behaved in a way you disagree with? I feel truly and seriously disgusted with you right now -- how dare you invoke God like that, like he's on your side because you're in the right, over such a MINOR thing as this disagreement we had? it's truly disgusting to me. i did the "kiss and make up" thing for your shop. I hope I never meet you in person and I never hear from you again -- I really can't stand when people use religion and God in conversation as manipulatively as you just did. you don't own God. He belongs to everyone, and he really, really doesn't take sides over stupid crap like Etsy customer service disputes.

addendum:  I've had a few hours to calm down.  but I still wanted to share his most recent response to the above (admittedly ridiculous) string of writing:

Jesus Christ is the way the truth and life and no man cometh unto the father but through him
May God bless you.


xxx

How fucking tempted to write back to him write now (I won't engage anymore -- believe it or not, I do have some self control) the lyrics to the classic Iron Maiden song:

xxx


Torches blazed and sacred chants were phrased
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the number of the beast, sacrifice is going on tonight  


xxx

okay, all for now???
...
xox Robin 

 

Monday, January 14, 2013

Professor


Well, I know that I’d said earlier in this blog that I will watch almost any movie, and that it might be sort of a neat exercise for me to write reviews or at least passing thoughts on these movies, but, I don’t know if I should or even could write about some of what I saw this weekend.  Here was the lineup:
Nutty Professor (1996)
Nutty Professor 2:  The Klumps (2000)
I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry (2007)
Hunger Games (2012)
Wanderlust (2012)
So, where do I start?  Perhaps with the admission that the movies that held me most in their grip were the Eddie Murphy Nutty Professors.  The thing is, I don’t feel like this is a true “guilty” “admission” or anything like that, because things like Vice Magazine (pre-Viacom buy-out) have definitely made it the norm to show a “surprising” interest in low-culture creations.  So I’m not thinking I’m blowing any minds here by having watched and sort of liked these movies.  Let’s see.  What can I say about them?  Both films really revel in their crassness, and it was sort of just fun to let my fart-joke-flag fly.  Here is an example of some of the funniest dialogue from the first one (courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes site):
  1. Mama Klump: Everytime we have a meal you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
  2. Papa Klump: Don't tell me to stop! You were the one who brought up colon cleansing and all that mess!
  3. Mama Klump: I did not say anythin' about breakin' gas, I said that I was gonna get my colon cleansed!
  4. Papa Klump: Oh, so you can talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's *ss, but I can't break wind.
  5. Mama Klump: I didn't say nothin' about puttin' a hose up somebody's *ss, Cletus.
  6. Papa Klump: Well what do you think a colonic is? You think you run yo' *sshole by the car wash?
  7. Mama Klump: You're chokin' the baby! [Ernie Jr. spits out food with laughter]
  8. Papa Klump: Look, as long as I pay the bills, I can do what I want at this table. Case in point; [farts]
Now, in my day, I have heard many, many (at least 5), new-agey yuppies speak straightfacedly about colonics, usually at holiday parties, and so, I don’t know, this dialogue is along the lines of how I wish I could have responded to one of these holiday party guests.  Like, “you can talk about paying someone to stick a tube up your butt but you get uncomfortable when I mention preferring the eastside? 

The first of the two films is more adult, like, more swears and whatnot, so it’s preferable in my book to the more kid-friendly sequel, which is not without its crass, farty, complex love-hate relationship of weight problems charm either. 

More on the other movies tomorrow, maybe.

XO princess