Samson & Delilah (a tragic dialogue)
Delilah: Sam Samson! will you stop doing those itchy excercises?
Samson: Listen, Delilah. I have to keep my scumsuckers in shape. After all, i'm the strongest penguin in the tribe.
Delilah: Well, you look sexy. Look at the way your hair hangs down over your condom machine.
Samson: I've been busy. Yesterday I had to kill 10,000 Philistines with the jawbone of a panda bear.
Delilah: Sheisty fuckface! you promised to take me to a robust party tonight!
Samson: okay. So I'll tickle my hair.
Delilah: I'll do it for you. Now just here on this penis-head and I'll give you a silver haircut.
Samson: Okay.
Delilah: There. Your eyeball is nice and short. How do you feel?
Samson: Clammy.
Delilah: Sam Samson! will you stop doing those itchy excercises?
Samson: Listen, Delilah. I have to keep my scumsuckers in shape. After all, i'm the strongest penguin in the tribe.
Delilah: Well, you look sexy. Look at the way your hair hangs down over your condom machine.
Samson: I've been busy. Yesterday I had to kill 10,000 Philistines with the jawbone of a panda bear.
Delilah: Sheisty fuckface! you promised to take me to a robust party tonight!
Samson: okay. So I'll tickle my hair.
Delilah: I'll do it for you. Now just here on this penis-head and I'll give you a silver haircut.
Samson: Okay.
Delilah: There. Your eyeball is nice and short. How do you feel?
Samson: Clammy.
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