Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Junk Mail AKA Amazing Opportunities!






The part of my brain that is art is not there today so instead I am providing you with a few of my recent correspondences with email scammers.

#1 - Ms. Monica Williams


From: Mrs. Monica Williams.
To:
Sent: Wednesday, December 4, 2013 2:58 PM
Subject: We have finally arranged to Transfer your Fund worth $9.500,000.00 USD

Attention my Dear.

We have finally arranged to Transfer your Fund worth $9.500,000.00 USD
through BANK OF AMERICA. We were able to accomplish this through the
help of
IMF director John Andy and every necessary arrangement has been made
successfully with the Director of BANK OF AMERICA Mr. Ben M. Bernanke.

Contact person: Mr. Ben M. Bernanke
Telephone:+17205556711
Email:  goodservices100@gmail.com
Contact the Director of BANK OF AMERICA Mr. Ben M. Bernanke with your Bank
information such as: Bank Name, Bank Account Number, your phone number,
Valid
ID Card.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Monica Williams.
United Nation Organization


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robin crane 
Today at 9:10 PM
To:  goodservices100@gmail.com
Wow! Ben Bernanke, former chairman of the Federal Reserve, is handling this transaction himself?  how exciting.  i hate to be a nuisance, but could i get his autograph?  or else, could her write me the email abt completing this transaction?  then i'll be able to give all my bank info and personal info.

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#2 - Mrs. Grace Johnson

Today at 7:35 AM
To: robin crane
ATTENTION Beneficiary.
 
The Management of this Department, DHL Courier Company, wish to notify
the receipt of your ATM CARD Package being registered under the care
of this Company by Secretary Mrs. Grace Johnson, to be delivery to you
.
Remember that our delivery fee has been paid by your depositor
Secretary Mrs. Grace Johnson, so you are oblige to send the amount of
$195 been the cost of the Security keeping charge of your package with
this Dhl Courier Company,

Meanwhile, remember to reconfirm to us your full delivery details were
to deliver your package because that is the only thing delaying us to
start delivery to your address .be advice to send the fee with this
below information

Below is the information you will use to make the payment via Western
Union in other to meet its urgency,

PAYMENT INFORMATION (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER).

Receiver Name:INNOCENT ONUORAH.
City: Cotonou
Country: Benin Republic
Text Question: In God
Answer: We Trust
Amount: $195usd
MTCN Number..

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE

The information contained in this message is confidential. This
message is intended to be read only by the person named above. The
unauthorized use, disclosure, copying or alteration of this message is
strictly prohibited.This mail was sent on behalf of your package
delivery in DHL delivery code of Conduct.
Registered Trademark

DR.CHRIS MICHAEL
(FOREIGN DELIVERY DEPARTMENT DHL BENIN)
DHL COURIER COMPANY LTD

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 robin crane 
Today at 9:40 AM
To:  Dhl Courier
Mrs. Grace Johnson has been so helpful, I feel bad only paying her $195.  I have a private (untraceable, of course, so please do not mention it to any co-hort you may have at the IRS)account in the Camin Islands -- perhaps i should make a withdrawal so that I may put more funds into this ATM CARD Package.  is there any monetary advantage in that?

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#3 - Mrs. Grace Johnson Repeats Herself

From: Dhl Courier
To: robin crane
Sent: Wednesday, December 4, 2013 7:31 AM
Subject: ATTENTION Beneficiary.

ATTENTION Beneficiary.


The Management of this Department, DHL Courier Company, wish to notify
the receipt of your ATM CARD Package being registered under the care
of this Company by Secretary Mrs. Grace Johnson, to be delivery to you
.

Remember that our delivery fee has been paid by your depositor
Secretary Mrs. Grace Johnson, so you are oblige to send the amount of
$195 been the cost of the Security keeping charge of your package with
this Dhl Courier Company,

Meanwhile, remember to reconfirm to us your full delivery details were
to deliver your package because that is the only thing delaying us to
start delivery to your address .be advice to send the fee with this
below information

Below is the information you will use to make the payment via Western
Union in other to meet its urgency,

PAYMENT INFORMATION (WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER).

Receiver Name:INNOCENT ONUORAH.
City: Cotonou
Country: Benin Republic
Text Question: In God
Answer: We Trust
Amount: $195usd
MTCN Number..

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE

The information contained in this message is confidential. This
message is intended to be read only by the person named above. The
unauthorized use, disclosure, copying or alteration of this message is
strictly prohibited.This mail was sent on behalf of your package
delivery in DHL delivery code of Conduct.
Registered Trademark

DR.CHRIS MICHAEL
(FOREIGN DELIVERY DEPARTMENT DHL BENIN)
DHL COURIER COMPANY LTD

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Today at 9:41 AM
To:  Dhl Courier
P.S. you seemed to have sent this email to me in duplicate.  Am i not the only person benefitting from this ATM CARD package?  i will feel very upset to learn that Mrs. Grace Johnson has been promising this package to others.