hi darlings. the above were some excerpts from a zine that doesn't seem to be dated, but i recall writing it my second year of college/olympia, in spring of 1999 i think. it is called Breath Alphabet: Children's Dictionary. You may notice the alphabet's a little light in this dictionary, which is because i don't like some of the definitions i wrote anymore. i hope you enjoyed.
p.s. aw, when i wrote the part about preferring to think of the Beatles as all being dead, George hadn't died yet.